"i was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast."

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Is this a fucking for real thing ???? 10/10 need… Send me a god dam link I need me a butt slapping nightlight.

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Macabre baking maven Annabel de Vetten of Conjurer’s Kitchen (previously featured here) created this deliciously gruesome dissected cake in response to frequently being asked what’s inside her elaborately decorated cakes and what they taste like:

"Of course only the pretty cakes look like this on the inside, all the creepy and unusual cakes are yummy sponge cakes in many different flavours! ;-)

OK, so I’m kidding. Everything is tasty.”

[via Conjurer’s Kitchen]

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I found my senior quote.

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Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

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i wanna be choked and pounded into the mattress and spanked real hard and called a bad little girl then go out for milkshakes and burgers and hold hands and have my forehead kissed

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Feel out of place 😞

There is too much drama! I hate drama. Don’t go out of your way to make someone uncomfortable, be civil and get over it

and I’ve found that one person :)

and I’ve found that one person :)

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